I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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