Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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