At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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