did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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