I must be too annoying 4 u.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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