and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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