i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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