And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She even gives head with a lisp.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I have feelings that need drinking.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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