Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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