I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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