so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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