Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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