that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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