i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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