Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just found puke in my bra..
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I party with great urgency now.
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