i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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