Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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