OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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