Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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