So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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