its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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