all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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