If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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