idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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