I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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