FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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