But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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