You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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