After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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