Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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