Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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