Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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