Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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