I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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