im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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