ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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