It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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