There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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