I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Randomize
