Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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