do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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