I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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