are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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