some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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