Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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