you guys were way drunker than both of me
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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