I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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