I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize