ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Drunk is a universal language darling
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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