I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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