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Wipe that smile off your face.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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