My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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