You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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