friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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