Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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