its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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