I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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